Indoor Jungle Creator Prints

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Cat being licked by plant.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Bonsai Loggers

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

Tree has taken root in the house.

Watering Plans

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

House plants.

'With experience, you'll be able to identify, from a long way away, the subtle sound of a can opener...'

Husband is overtaken by wife's obsession with plants.

"I'd best turn it round off the window."

'World of Interiors.'

'Those darn plants - it's water, water, water. . . trim, trim, trim it never stops!'

"But it's literally my job to be sensitive and fragile."

Home office