Indoor Farming Pillows

'It started off as a hobby. Then it became an obsession. Finally, one day she went in there and hasn't been heard from since.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Pumpkin patch

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Steak Ted?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"