Indoor Explorers Mugs

'If I could get outside I'd go there and there, ooo, and definitely there!'

"It's great to have something we can all do together."

'I'm glad school's out for the summer. I'm much happier in my natural habitat.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

The discovery of electricity...

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Moving in

'It's an antique!'

James decided to stay in that night.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Professor, this changes everything."

'Outside with that!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Cat being licked by plant.

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Motorway of the Self

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Clock Face Golf Set

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Staycation Photos

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Gamers

Caveman bathroom

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'