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Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kardiff.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Yipeee!"

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'Well, we made it.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

Benefits of Living Abroad

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'