Individualist In The Cubicle Mugs

Nonconforming office worker.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"I gotta be me!"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Dare to be different.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'What's wrong with you?'

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"I guess singing "I Gotta Be Me' really wasn't a very good excuse."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Too Weird to Have a Husband