Indie Advocate Prints

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"He's gone goth"

Soldier armed with a pen.

Jarvis Cocker

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Catalan sentence

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Make good decisions!

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

The emergence of a leader.

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

". . . Then she married the wealthiest man in the word and they lived happily ever after, all be it separately."

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'So, you have a red nose and get laughed at a lot...that is a good thing.'

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

"How's this for an idea — the first hundred-million-dollar independent film!"

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

We don't believe one glove fits all!

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

"It's important to be authentic"