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Small store loses out to glossy big store

"He's gone goth"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

Catalan sentence

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

The emergence of a leader.

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

". . . Then she married the wealthiest man in the word and they lived happily ever after, all be it separately."

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Now now Mrs Butterworth, you were warned that there were going to be cuts to the arts and crafts budget."

"How's this for an idea — the first hundred-million-dollar independent film!"