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At least you didn't marry him.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Congratulations!

You Know You're Old When...

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'You may not realise it, dear. But, Daddy is helping you, by not helping you with your homework.'

The Last Dinosaur: States with Gay Marriage Bans.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Life is more than I can bear phobia.

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

This Is Your Life

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

We are 50 going on 15...

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

Welsh Dragon

'Peace'

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

It gets easier.

"Ouch! I still can't get the hang of this new technology!"

'I felt that!'

'So, how's the anger management course going, then?'

'Maybe you should get married to a nice girl and have grandkids.'