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The PERFECTLY HAPPY BEING ALONE BOAT

'Any hot prospects on the horizon, Cathy?. . . Anyone new within a three-foot radius who's vaguely tolerable?'

Others will fight for you

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Cellphone Islands

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Rock On

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Catalan sentence

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

Lost and loving it!

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'You may not realise it, dear. But, Daddy is helping you, by not helping you with your homework.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

". . . Then she married the wealthiest man in the word and they lived happily ever after, all be it separately."

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free