Indecisive Mastermind Pillows

"The report says our leadership skills are poor, what can we do?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'Our objective is to move to smaller premises!'

'Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side, and the building's on fire. What do you want to do?'

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.

The inventions of baseball

Commercial music

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

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