Indecision Ponderer Pillows

"Still can't decide? Gee, why doesn't that surprise me?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

European Parliament.

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

"Take a seat please sir."

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"And next time, make a decision and stick to it!"

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'

"I'll give ya another minute..."

'The books on decision making are either in aisle 2 or aisle 4...I'm not sure.'

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"