Income Interpreter Mugs

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Dialogue

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Frederic Chopin

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"That's just not the real me."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Statue of Liberty

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"He's sending an instant message."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Percentage artwork

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

Art Gallery.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."