Income Gap Ponderers Prints

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Pennybags Monster

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'They're not reliable.'

'I suppose you've often wondered what you'd do if you had my income.'

'Income inequality...! You wanna talk about income inequality...?!'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

"Social distancing? That's avoiding the poor people isn't it?"

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

"...There was no such thing as ordering it through the interwebs, or whatever the heck you call it."

"The best thing about getting old is YouTube wasn't around when we did really stupid stuff."

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

Petrol.

"We have a lot in common - neither of us pays income tax."

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

"Stay right there. I'm practicing poverty distancing."

"Hastings- get rid of my lavish life style."

"So ... is that a Thing now?"

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'Sorry to be the one to tell you, Skidmore, but that 10 million dollar bonus we paid you last month was a computer error. We'll expect you back at work on the loading dock early monday morning.'

"I've heard a lot about money, and now I'd like to try some."

"When I was a kid, a troll was a monster that lived under a bridge."

Randy, the Christmas ghosts have me thinking. I feel conflicted. My stinginess has long-term implications for our economic stability. If we create huge income disparity, then we might someday face a revolution that will undo us all. On the other hand, I should be able to afford weapons to decimate the poor, unwashed rebels. Oh, conflict. Gotta get better ghosts.

Ragged King and Queen

Executive Mime.

"I'm just living from bonus to bonus."

Misadventure Capitalist

'How will the current economic situation affect the quality and quantity of my presents?'