Income Disparity Analyst Gifts

Bob's salary cap.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

More Unequal Than Others

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

Low standard of living

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

'I suppose you've often wondered what you'd do if you had my income.'

'Income inequality...! You wanna talk about income inequality...?!'

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

What's a CEO's motivation?

USA Slavery

'Big issue mate?' - smart suited Big Issue salesman.

"Do you realise 25% of your salary goes to the government?"

Name That Salary

Wealth Inequality

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because they can."

Executive pay.

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

'For you, I would go through hell and back, I would anticipate your wishes, I would keep you safe and warm, I would love you forever and a day... Of course, just as long as your income doesn't exceed mine!'

"You promised an advance...but this is more of a tactical withdrawal."

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

'If everyone worked harder, they'd all be in the 1%.'

Bribing St. Peter

OFREG/OFRIP

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

IVF Slut

'The 22% tax I understand, but who gets the other 78%?'

Fat guy being supported by little chap.

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"