Incognito Aficionados Mugs

"No one at the joke shop need know."

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"Sinead?!"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

In Disguise.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Monster on horizon warning sign.

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

"How long did you say you'd been working for the secret service?"

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

"Do I take it you want to keep your application secret."

Like Buttons

I'm not avoiding you!

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

Incognito Cheshire

Cheap Secrets

"Look, if you can't stand the Byzantine intrigue, perhaps you should get out of the cabal."

"If you can keep a secret, I'll tell you how my husband died."

I'm not avoiding you!

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

"Stop saying my name, I'm trying to stay incognito! Too many former partners looking for alimony payments in this neighbourhood..."

"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"

From now on, your honor, as a tribute to Johnny Cash, please refer to me as "The Lawyer in Black."

Rogue Elephant.