Incognito Aficionados Mugs

"No one at the joke shop need know."

"Sinead?!"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

In Disguise.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Monster on horizon warning sign.

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"How long did you say you'd been working for the secret service?"

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

"Look, if you can't stand the Byzantine intrigue, perhaps you should get out of the cabal."

Incognito Cheshire

"Do I take it you want to keep your application secret."

Cheap Secrets

I'm not avoiding you!

"If you can keep a secret, I'll tell you how my husband died."

I'm not avoiding you!

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

"Welcome back Mr Smith"

Rogue Elephant.

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

"Stop saying my name, I'm trying to stay incognito! Too many former partners looking for alimony payments in this neighbourhood..."

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'

"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"

"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"