Inclusion Enthusiast Gifts

Diversity-Challenged

"Hmmm..."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

Not a Work Place, A Woke Place.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Couple

Black Crayon

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Friends and champagne

"I prefer snow person."

Two by two.

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

What to disclose at a job interview

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

Love is Love

Penguins with a Rainbow Egg

Pope Francis

"Friends, Romans, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals. . ."

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

Elves in bed

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

Heaven: Disabled Access

"The company is determined to implement an equal opportunities policy that eradicates any suggestion of sexist behavior. If anyone doesn't treat you as one of the chaps then I want to know about it!"

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'."

HMS Non-Binary "May God bless it and all who sail in it."

"If you think it's tough being in the LGBT community, what about being in the immigrant LGBT community?"

"He asked if we had someone on staff who knew sign language and when I said 'yes'....he fainted!"

This circus supports Equal Opportunities (trapezing elephant).

Toilets