Incident Analyst Mugs

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'More government surveillance!'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Computer Controlled Car

Government Intelligence

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

Pawn Stars

CIA Espionage

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

Angela Merkel