Inactive Lifestyle Humor Prints

"Yes, dear, we're caught in a cycle...but you can hardly call it a vicious cycle."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Keep Fit.

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

Late Bloomers

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

'Does it come in soy lite?'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Remote Toaster

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

'My doc suggested that I eat more veggies. Can you tell me where I can find the steaks - broccoli flavour?'

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

Broadband developments

Nathan is a strict vegetatetarian.