Inactive Lifestyle Humor Prints

"Yes, dear, we're caught in a cycle...but you can hardly call it a vicious cycle."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Late Bloomers

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

I've been trying to cut back on my salt intake. I'd also like to do that, but unfortunately, my main source of salt comes from tears streaming into my mouth.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

Remote Toaster

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

Broadband developments

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?