In-tray Maestro Gifts

In, out, shake it all about.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

Computer Music

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Hello?"

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

Business Vacation.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Nest building

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate