In-law Comedians Mugs

'Oh the boots? My Mother in Law bless her soul!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

My brilliant career

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Not here - home!'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Family working together

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Stockwell's day

First Steps