In-flight Entertainment Enthusiast Prints

"Movies...snacks....what took us so long?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

TSA Noah

The World Wide Web.

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'I'm on my way!'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Birds Following Witch.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?