Impulse Decision Maker Pillows

"General Torrentine is for when we want something a bit more spontaneous than a measured response."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.