Impulse Adventurer Mugs

Action VS Thought

'Thank-you God.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Imagination Navigation.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Tiger Costume

"Phew, that was close."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Wild Cow.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Cometh the Cow!

Vacation Mobile

Desert Island Dating.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"That movie was very familiar...a cute little girl who hangs out with monsters from a secret world."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Start of school fantasy vs. reality

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"Papi, I heard something!"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"