Improvisation Aficionados Prints

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Draw your own path."

Allegro con molto espresso

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

The Art of Bantering!

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.