Improving Relationships Prints

"He's been romantic, helpful and now he communicates. I should've hacked into his brain a long time ago."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

She - Interpreter - He.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'...Do you, Thomas, take Charleen as your wife, to love and cherish, for better of worse...use Rehab as may be needed...for as long as you both shall live?'

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"It's not you-it's me."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"Arouse Me!"

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.