Impossible Scenarios Prints

A shark swims into a desert island.

Worry tank

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

Spiderman car window cleaner

Kate's Cat Kennel

Elephant Leak

'It's for you.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

"Lasagna anyone?"

'It was identity theft by my body double!'

'But will you still respect me in the morning?'

The Chicken's Revenge.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 5

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

Dream Zoom

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

'Where did you last see your club?'

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

'You have to trust me, I'm not a doctor.'

ATM.

Burglar sushes a baby

"I suspect we've seen the last of the goldfish!"