Import/export Executives Gifts

'I'm a just-in-time imports/exports executive - I should've gone home Tuesday week!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"He likes it."

Build Your Own Portfolio

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Tariff Wars

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

Internet.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

D.I.Y

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work