Import Connoisseurs Prints

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Who's the new guy?'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"He's a mental-health critic."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"We have some architects in our colony."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Jewish Deep Thinker

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"You have to think outside the litter box."

After Hours At Lincoln Center

"Next time, finish your tea before turning over the cup to check-out the mark."