Imperialism Examiner Gifts

Empress Cixi and her Court Flee Peking

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

GCSEs

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Good Luck!

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

Final Exams Tip

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

GCSE's

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

Gladstone's message that the British people would not support Turkey against Russia in the Balkans

France's Loan to Russia

"I got 4 out of 10 right on my math test...90% is pretty good, huh?"

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

Rumours of Outrages against Foreign Envoys in China

Death of General Gordon

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

'The Boer focus group at Spion Lop feels Pax Britannica is overrated, sir,'

"Sensors report alien invasion of Sector R-12!"

"Turns our arithmetic isn't the place for innovative thinking."

Jerry Falwell, Master Hater

'Well, yes, I give the toys away for free, but I make it up in volume.'

Victory in the Ashanti Wars, 1874

"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."

Dark Thoughts in Buckingham Palace

Gladstone Agonises over Expedients of Foreign Policy