Imperial History Fans Mugs

As You Like It - 'Under the Empire one wouldn't have danced like that!...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

William Pitt the Elder

Maypole

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

William Bentinck

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

The Race to Ukraine

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Horatio Nelson

'Is it organic?'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Trojan horse.

"Did we get the line item veto?"

William Lamb

How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."