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British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

The Panjdeh Incident, Afghanistan

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Have you been playing dice?"

Cut!

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Trojan Hurdler.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Swells - Men's Fashion

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

This castle manager job better be for real.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Ad Valorem

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"Efficiency tombs available"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Charles Dickens

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.