Impending Childbirth Prints

"Well are you just kind of in labor? Or really really in labor?"

What The Father Heres.

"They grow up so fast."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

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Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

31. 19. 55.7.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Downloading Pregnancy