Impatience Manager Pillows

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Tipping Pain Chart

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

Women

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Road work next 15 years.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Executive Panic Room.

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Can you spare a few seconds to minimize my problems?"

office noise

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

'Waiting for...'

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

'Mr. Crawford, the doctor will see you now.'

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

'Your gut instincts are causing your ulcers.'