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"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Binge Watch

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

Two horizons, no waiting...

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

His Master's Noise.

Callers of an impatient or grumpy disposition may widh to hang up at this stage.

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

"He has an unhealthy obsession with health apps."

Tempers fray after a little delay at Little Dabney halt

'No, you can't fast forward the microwave like a DVD!'

'Can you at least wait until I put the glass down?'

'Excuse me, I've been waiting seven hours now.'

'I'll meet you at eleven. Just remember that I'm never on time.'