Immunization Influencer Mugs

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

vaccine wars.

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Vaccinating Death

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Witches of Instagram

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Creativity 2.0

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

Happy Tots Day Care.