Jumpstart mornings with a humorous immune system mug—perfect for those who love their coffee and a clever reminder to stay healthy and strong every day.
I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?
"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"
Disease Management
When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!
Covid and the Vaccines
Covid Shield
You can relax now.
We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!
SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT
"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"
"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."
'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'
Flu Vaccine.
Cuba detected a variant of HIV
Criminal Germs
'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'
"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."
An allergist sneezing
COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.
'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'
Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.
'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'
"Whither NATO?"
Medicine.
"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"
Mosquito Test + Taste
Vaccine
Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.
Blood Peer Pressure.
'You've broken down my immune system!'
"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"
Fighting Covid
Dr. Fauci
Trump at NATO Summit
'A flu shot? I won't need that I have diplomatic immunity!'
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