Immigration Stories Pillows

'My name was actually Smithkowicz, but they heaven-ized it to Smith.'

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

UK border controls relaxed.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Refugee Crisis

DACA

Obama visits Mexico

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

Animal immigration

Immigration Measures in USA.

Human Rights

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"It's written in invisible ink."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Not So Into This One

Human Rights

No ID, No Problem

Are Texans Crazy As Anti-Immigration Foxes?

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

"We're going have to build higher walls."

The Statue of Liberty takes Trump by the scruff of his hair and makes him read her plaque.

"He's an asylum seeker."

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Common Sense in Job Two