Immigration Law Buffs T-Shirts

"And did you pack the sacks yourself, Mr. Claus?"

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Obama visits Mexico

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?'

Fun with Fascism

Build the Wall Back Better

Massive ICE raids announced

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

"He's an asylum seeker."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

US Border Controls

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

Texas judge federal immigration law slows Obama

Crime - Punishment.

Angela Merkel

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

Wealth Inequality and Immigration

"Go back where you came from!! Can't you see I'm busy protecting our own children?!"

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'