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"And did you pack the sacks yourself, Mr. Claus?"

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Obama visits Mexico

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?'

Massive ICE raids announced

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

"He's an asylum seeker."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Texas judge federal immigration law slows Obama

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

US Border Controls

Crime - Punishment.

Angela Merkel

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

Wealth Inequality and Immigration

"Go back where you came from!! Can't you see I'm busy protecting our own children?!"

It's time for Immigration Reform.

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law