Immigration Anniversary Prints

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

Saved...life is good!

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

The Monroe Doctrine

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

DACA

The end of election 2016

Authorization for the Use of Farce

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"I'm going in."

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

"She was a rescue."

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

The Hidden World of Desks

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Miss Porter, get me that skunk in Accounting!'

Secretary

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Proxy War Redux

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

Russian war crimes