Immigrants Mugs

'Mr. Go-Where-The-Jobs-Are, your car pool is here.'

The fate of the emigrant

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

UK border controls relaxed.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Viva Belarus!

Refugee Crisis

DACA

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Emigrating to France.

Obama visits Mexico

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

New Immigration Policy of the United States

Immigration Measures in USA.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

"It's written in invisible ink."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Man guarding a written border.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Human Rights

Geese and Angels

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).