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'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

Do not think outside the box!

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Housewife: Out of Order.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

The Choice is Obvious

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

With absolutely no warning, Phil crossed the fine line separating business from pleasure and was never heard from again.

"They're going to clean up all the graffiti in the men's room tomorrow. Want to get in one last obscenity."

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'