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"And now, if you'll hand me my sippy cup, I can begin the first draft of my children's book."

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

Charles Dickens.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Seagiraffes

My First Camera

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"You left this on our ship."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

Fishing Tales

Use your imagination.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Hair Crop Circle

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Alien Snowmen

'Jurassic Pork.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."