Imaginative Trainer Prints

"You can do it. Just pretend there's a squirrel on the bed."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Any questions?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Hanging off every word...

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Quality Control

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Just go with the workflow."

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Targets.

'First of all, relax.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'I hope that training aid doesn't give him the idea that bigger laptops could mean more output.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Leadership training.'