Imaginative Narrator Mugs

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Seagiraffes

My First Camera

Swan Fairy Tales

"You left this on our ship."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Fishing Tales

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Use your imagination.

Hair Crop Circle

Characters jumping out of a book.

Alien Snowmen

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Caterpillar Portrait

"I don't believe in you!"

Treasure Island Book.