Imaginative Homeowner Mugs

House for Sale.

Painting by the numbers for adults

Rocking horse

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"First snowman?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Building giant sand pies.

'I hope it;s an express.'

'Handyman's Special'

Mouse real estate!

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

"I think our 'Smart TV' might have overheard us..."

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

Repossessed Properties.

Home Ship Home

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Blooming modern houses.'

Future Homes

Robot Washing Up.

Ambitions. . . To have central heating installed.

'Which carries a more favorable interest rate, an auto loan or a home improvement loan? My mobile home needs a new transmission.'