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'Memoirs my arse!...It's all lies and you know it!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Toys

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Little boys

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Trainset

Universe of reading

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'What happens after the end of time?'

The dead sea scrolls