Imaginative Child Prints

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"That's a LOVELY drawing, Sophie! Now let's draw one with mummy's head like a big round balloon."

'Don't stifle my creativity.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this sand.'

Ice road trucker Halloween costume.

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Teapot and teacup

Dragonfly

"And when he dies, I can make him into earrings!"

Tiger Costume

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

Paper Airplane

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

No wishing

Boy in swimming pool turns into a fish.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"Sorry folks. We'll be airborne as soon as we finish de-icing."

"She's playing doctor a little too deftly."

See, no monster under your bed

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"I dreamed ... (sob) ... I was ... (sob) ... the president."

"OK, now you're both being rude!"