Imagination Traveler Gifts

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

Astronaut flying on an children's rocket ride.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Do me next."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Bookworm Sleepover

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Raincloud Umbrella

Bright idea

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Characters jumping out of a book.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Good idea.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Blue sky thinking

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes