Imagination Engineer T-Shirts

'Another day...another blank page taunted him. 'How long can this block go on?' He wondered. 'I don't know,' said the paper.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

At the Museum

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The Map of the human brain

"Do me next."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Bookworm Sleepover

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Raincloud Umbrella

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Bright idea

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Good idea.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Blue sky thinking

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Giant white horse.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"How about a hand."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'