Image-focused Shoppers Prints

'I need a cellphone that I'd look good yelling into.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'