Illustration Collectors Pillows

New York Election of 1879- John Kelly as the Spider of the Tammany Web

Occu-Pie Mars

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

Apple Pie Abduction

Pastries and Candy

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Unemotional Support Animal

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Moulting"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cat and Dog Bike

His and Hers Wedding

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"He looks so much like his dad."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"You never take me in your arms!"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Cow Pollen

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"Is your dog friendly?"

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'