Illustration Collectors Pillows

New York Election of 1879- John Kelly as the Spider of the Tammany Web

Occu-Pie Mars

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Pastries and Candy

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Apple Pie Abduction

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Unemotional Support Animal

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Moulting"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"He looks so much like his dad."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Cat and Dog Bike

His and Hers Wedding

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"You never take me in your arms!"

Sushi Train Spotters

"Is your dog friendly?"

Coot on a jetty

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Cow Pollen

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'